why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

bangers and mash?

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

I Have a Black Friend

drugs.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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