- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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