- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What hurts like hell? HELL

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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