- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

outside your comfort zone

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

You know what's catchy? A cold

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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