Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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