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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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