- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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