- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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