What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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