- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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