- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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