What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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I C U P White stuff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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