If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

if you don't like this you're gay

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