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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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