Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

thumb_up thumb_down +5

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

thumb_up thumb_down +3

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops