Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Anti Joke

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