- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people eat? Food.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

You're a big fat monkey.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Homosexualism is so gay man

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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