Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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