Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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