- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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