- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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