A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why? Why not?

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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