- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

alert('The Game')

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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guess what>? your mum lol

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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