- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

who is really lanky? james cornish

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??