What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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