- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Error 37.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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