- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

tea with milk?

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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