- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get up Look in the mirror

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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