Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

No soup for you!

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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