- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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