- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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