knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

The New York Giants

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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