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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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