- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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