- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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