- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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