- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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