- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Badabing.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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