- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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