Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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My spelling is horrible

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Anti Joke

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