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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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