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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

why girl die cancer

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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