Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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