- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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