- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

I'm homeless.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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