In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Cripples are lame.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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