- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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