What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Equal rights!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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