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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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