Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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