- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

^ That's not even funny ^

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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