1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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quantum physics?

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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