How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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your face

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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