Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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