- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Invisible Children Foundation.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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