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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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