Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

school homewrok

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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