Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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