Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Denard Robinson

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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