- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Get up Look in the mirror

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

how much fish could a chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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