- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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