HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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kkkk

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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your mom.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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