- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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