- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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