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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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