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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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