- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Apple hates Blackberry.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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