A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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you just read an anti-joke

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