- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.