- Anti Joke

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Waseem is a hard worker.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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