- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Oh, go away

every cloud has a silver lining

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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