- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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