- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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