- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Yo Momma is not fat.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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