- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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