Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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