What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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bangers and mash?

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drugs.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Women's rights.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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