- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

-knock knock! -doors open

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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