What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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