- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

2 black kids walk into school

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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