- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Sex

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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