- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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