- Anti Joke

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul