- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

The child was fired from his job.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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