- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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